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What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex? During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
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Atheos
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Reminds me of another from my ute:
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in. It's a shame to pull it out.
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in. It's a shame to pull it out.
ideologyhunter
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A golden oldie from Michael O'Donoghue. Please recite this at Christmas dinner, for your family & friends.
A gay Irish priest from New Delhi
Tattooed the Lord's Prayer on his belly.
By the time that a Brahman
Read down to the Amen
He'd blown both salvation and Kelly.
A gay Irish priest from New Delhi
Tattooed the Lord's Prayer on his belly.
By the time that a Brahman
Read down to the Amen
He'd blown both salvation and Kelly.
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angelo
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What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
Their balls are just ornamental.
Their balls are just ornamental.
George S
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Were that reality there would be no pedophile priest scandal.
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Yeah, I used to make a joke: "I have the sex life of a priest", meaning I never had sex. I realized soon enough it was a nonsensical joke.
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When asked why he was doing that he replied "They've been following me all day!"
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So, we all know that the big apple is New York.
But does anyone know where the minneapolis?
But does anyone know where the minneapolis?
angelo
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Yea, true, but pedo priests seem to prefer little boys.
angelo
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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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Prefer or have more access to?
angelo
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Unless one is a gay, how could a straight person get turned on by a same sex encounter?
angelo
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Which reminds me of this.................................What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 14 to come on your face.
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It happens a lot in prisons. It's not about desire. It's about opportunity, power, dominance, aggression, human contact, etc.
You're assuming straight people are absolutely 100% straight. That's generally not reality.
angelo
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One can't be a little gay, or a little straight. Sure there's bisexuals out there, but the priesthood is littered by pedos who choose that profession, or say, a scoutmaster because that gives them the perfect opportunity to get hold of little boys for their own perverted fetishes.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.