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When Apollo 13 was first released in cinemas, I went to see it in Auckland, NZ as I was visiting the city at the time.

As we were leaving the theatre after the film, there was a young couple following us out through the foyer, and obviously he had been more keen to see it than his date.

As they passed us, I overheard her say "Sure, it was alright I guess. But why did they set it in the 1970s?"

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[I stole this from elsewhere on this site. I was going to post there that I copied it here, and here that it is taken from there, but I lost my place so I don't know where I got it.]
 
Wiploc said:
When Apollo 13 was first released in cinemas, I went to see it in Auckland, NZ as I was visiting the city at the time.

As we were leaving the theatre after the film, there was a young couple following us out through the foyer, and obviously he had been more keen to see it than his date.

As they passed us, I overheard her say "Sure, it was alright I guess. But why did they set it in the 1970s?"

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[I stole this from elsewhere on this site. I was going to post there that I copied it here, and here that it is taken from there, but I lost my place so I don't know where I got it.]
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It's a true story.

It came from here.
 
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Me: Which one, the original or the spoof?

I have told IPv4 joke 254 times. Then it stopped being funny.


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He orders a beer.

He orders two beers.

He orders -1 beer.

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He declares that everything is fine, and leaves.

An ordinary customer walks into the bar, and asks where the bathrooms are.

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Tigers! said:
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It was a double-crosser.

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Yeah I lied. :)
 
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(used a few times during the recent women's soccer world cup 1/4 final Aust. vs. France)
 
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