Oh! And speaking of clever plans:
I was stationed on a submarine tender for two years, while it was anchored in Scotland. That was the worst command i was ever at. The worst of the surface Navy met the worst of the submarine Navy.
People tried everything to get out of that command.
One trick was to get married without permission from the command.
The way it worked, the male would find a female with more time left at Holy Loch than he had, and desperate to get out. They would get married and announce it to their chain of command. Married people can't serve together on the same command, a firm Navy rule. So, since the guy had less time ahead, he'd get transferred to the states.
Once he was gone, the female turned up pregnant. The command was not one that was approved for pregnant sailors to serve on, so she'd get sent back to the states.
Once there, a quickie abortion and an almost-as-quick divorce, they were scot free.
Only, don't brag about it. If it just 'happens,' it happens. They can't prove any sort of intent if you just shut the fuck up.
One fire controlman in our department had gotten a gunner's mate pregnant, announced it to the chain, then bragged in the workshop about how he'd outsmarted the command. Laughed at how predictable the Navy could be.
The chief didn't take it anywhere near as funny. So he talked to people.
The guy was transferred to Squadron. Technically, it's a different command, although it's only four decks up from where he worked before.
Still in Scotland.
And the clock for his sea-shore rotation was reset, so he had a full tour yet to look forward to.
Oh, and his wife turned out to have misread the pregancy test. She was less than fully fertile. So she was still in Scotland, married to someone she'd had to get really drunk in order to screw.
Clever, clever plan.