Keith&Co.
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Our anniversary is coming up so I need rice.
They threw rice at us at our wedding. I somehow ended up with some in my pocket. That night, I found some rice in her hair. We laughed. She washed her hair.
We left for home, driving across the country in a car packed full of wedding gifts.
That night, I palmed some of the rice. Smoochies in the motel room, running fingers through her hair, I 'found' some more rice. I laughed. She combed the living shit out of her hair.
Next night, new time zone, new motel...more rice. This time I didn't say, 'oh, look what I found!' Running fingers through her hair during the smoochies I suddenly started to scoot across the bed. Near the trash can. She got suspicious, I can't imagine why, and discovered me throwing rice away. No one laughed. She got up and did hair maintenance for about half an hour.
We did this from Idaho to Virginia. I was looking for change for the toll road in Va. Beach when rice fell out of my pocket.
"Um....just a little souvenir?" I tried.
"You.....fucking....bastard." She didn't buy it.
Everyone at work laughed.
And went home and told their wives.
And came back the next day to tell me that it wasn't funny.
They threw rice at us at our wedding. I somehow ended up with some in my pocket. That night, I found some rice in her hair. We laughed. She washed her hair.
We left for home, driving across the country in a car packed full of wedding gifts.
That night, I palmed some of the rice. Smoochies in the motel room, running fingers through her hair, I 'found' some more rice. I laughed. She combed the living shit out of her hair.
Next night, new time zone, new motel...more rice. This time I didn't say, 'oh, look what I found!' Running fingers through her hair during the smoochies I suddenly started to scoot across the bed. Near the trash can. She got suspicious, I can't imagine why, and discovered me throwing rice away. No one laughed. She got up and did hair maintenance for about half an hour.
We did this from Idaho to Virginia. I was looking for change for the toll road in Va. Beach when rice fell out of my pocket.
"Um....just a little souvenir?" I tried.
"You.....fucking....bastard." She didn't buy it.
Everyone at work laughed.
And went home and told their wives.
And came back the next day to tell me that it wasn't funny.