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Do you eat mushrooms? Where do you think they're grown?
Do you eat mushrooms? Where do you think they're grown?
I'm in the Supermarket for hte weekly shopping today, when a hand cups the cheek of my ass and wishes me a happy Father's Day.
So i stand up straight and before i turn, say, "Don't take this wrong, but i hope you're not someone my wife knows." Then i turn. A complete stranger stands there, blushing furiously as she tries to stammer out an apology. "These things happen. We'll laugh about it some day. Well, i'm going to start laughing right now, but you will eventually."
Then i came home and told my wife that the new aftershave is working.
I'm in the Supermarket for hte weekly shopping today, when a hand cups the cheek of my ass and wishes me a happy Father's Day.
So i stand up straight and before i turn, say, "Don't take this wrong, but i hope you're not someone my wife knows." Then i turn. A complete stranger stands there, blushing furiously as she tries to stammer out an apology. "These things happen. We'll laugh about it some day. Well, i'm going to start laughing right now, but you will eventually."
Then i came home and told my wife that the new aftershave is working.
Do you eat mushrooms? Where do you think they're grown?
In the dark.
I'm hanging in there.So, how are you doing? Hope you're OK, man. A lot sexual assault survivors don't want to talk about it, but just know we're all here for you if you want to talk.
Don't take this wrong, but I have to call bullshit on this.In the dark.
Yes, and on piles of manure!
http://themushroomlady.blogspot.com/2006/12/where-to-start-how-about-how-mushrooms.htmlThe Mushroom Lady said:Contrary to popular belief mushrooms are not grown in manure. This is one thing that I get asked about most often. Mushrooms are in fact grown in a pasteurized substrate, which yes does contain manure, but once the whole process is finished it is not even close.
I'm hanging in there.So, how are you doing? Hope you're OK, man. A lot sexual assault survivors don't want to talk about it, but just know we're all here for you if you want to talk.
There's a support group in the freezer aisle, Men Who Reach To The Back Of The Shelf For The Last Pot Pie And...Shit Happens.
I've got a sponsor, he'll go to the freezer aisle with me next week and walk me to the pies.
One freezer at a time, one freezer at a time.
I think the key word was 'piles' Are piles of manure involved?The key word is manure. "Does contain manure". But!
I think the key word was 'piles' Are piles of manure involved?The key word is manure. "Does contain manure". But!
No.
Though art such a commodian.I think the key word was 'piles' Are piles of manure involved?
No.
If you have mushrooms growing on your piles, you should see a doctor; That is a bigger medical problem than can be addressed with Anusol alone.
No shit.Though art such a commodian.If you have mushrooms growing on your piles, you should see a doctor; That is a bigger medical problem than can be addressed with Anusol alone.
No shit.Though art such a commodian.
Not again. *runs out in dramatic fashion, slamming door behind me*