Flew to Seattle, got my luggage, waited for the shuttle to take us all to the Rental Car place.
Big bays next to the road where the shuttles load and unload.
Big signs at each bay, painted in letters two foot tall, saying not to park here, only the rental shuttles could be here.
So, three of us waiting for the shuttle stand there as a car pulls up and the driver runs inside the terminal. SOME of his family shows up, loads their suitcases and they go off to find the rest of teh family. He stays with his car.
Another car pulls up, parks on top of the lettering telling him not to do that.
With two cars there, four more cars dip in, figuring this is approved parking.
The guy next to me says, "I hope they leave before the shuttle arrives."
I said, "I think it'll be more entertaining if they don't."
Sure enough, as i finish talking, the shuttle, it arrives. So the driver parks out in the traffic lane, runs in amongst the parked cars, absolutely SCREAMING about how they can't be there, they have to move, he'll get them all ticketed.
1st driver shrinks in on himself, hoping to go without notice until his family shows up.
2nd driver starts screaming back. He's not really trying to say he has a right to be where he's at, but he is quite incensed that someone has the gall to scream at him.
All the other cars leave, filtering out in front of the shuttle rather easily because he's blocking the traffic they would have had to merge with.
Cop shows up on his bicycle. Shuttle driver is going off like a New York Cabbie, all kinds of threats and insisting that the drivers learn how to read traffic signs. Turns to the cop and screams for him to write these people tickets.
Cop just says, "You have to go."
Wife of driver #2 shows up, heaves her luggage into the trunk and sits in the car, quiet. But #2 won't go until he gets the cop to agree with him that the shuttle driver should not be shouting at him.
Cop is trying to resolve the situation without writing a ticket. Shuttle wants tickets. Or tows. #2 wants validation.
Driver #1 gets in his car and creeps slowly down the road, hoping against hope that his family will show up. They do JUST as he turns to go around the airport and come back. Crestfallen, they wonder if he's abandoned them. One of the now 8-10 people waiting for the shuttle tells them he's just circling around and suggests where they can stand for him to find them on the next loop.
Meanwhile, the cop finally pulls out his tickets. "Are you seriously going to stand here long enough for me to write you a ticket?"
"Well, he shouldn't have yelled-"
"If you obeyed the signs, he wouldn't have had a chance to yell at you. Now get in the car and leave or give me your registration."
Driver #2 leaves. My new friend looks up at me. "YOu're right. That was WAY more entertaining."
Shuttle drivers pulls up to park and barks out 'Rental Car Shuttle!'
I cheerfully ask, "Is there another show at 2?"
He stares. I'm sure he wanted to scream at me. Finally, he just says, "You're not as funny as you think you are."
So i get my luggage aboard, sit in the last row of seats. New Friend is one row ahead of me. He waits until the guy stops loading luggage, shuts the doors and starts driving to turn to me and say, "Yes, you are."
Made my week.