Keith&Co.
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They called me to the boss' office this afternoon.
I went through an area that's getting redecorated and paused outside of a conference room while they moved some furniture out of the way. I farted.
It happens.
The guy in charge of the meeting in the conference room took offense. Must be the sound, I was too far away for him to smell it.... Yet.
"Did you have to do that?"
There was some noise being made by the redecorators, I pretended it was too noisy to hear him. "What?"
He repeated himself. I stepped into the conference room. "What?"
He got a little louder, just as someone out here started using an electric drill. I moved up to his end of the table.
"DID YOU HAVE TO PASS GAS RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS CONFERENCE ROOM!?!?!"
"Well, no," I said. And farted. "I COULD have come inside, but I didn't think you'd want me to."
He was stunned silent as I walked out.
I went through an area that's getting redecorated and paused outside of a conference room while they moved some furniture out of the way. I farted.
It happens.
The guy in charge of the meeting in the conference room took offense. Must be the sound, I was too far away for him to smell it.... Yet.
"Did you have to do that?"
There was some noise being made by the redecorators, I pretended it was too noisy to hear him. "What?"
He repeated himself. I stepped into the conference room. "What?"
He got a little louder, just as someone out here started using an electric drill. I moved up to his end of the table.
"DID YOU HAVE TO PASS GAS RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS CONFERENCE ROOM!?!?!"
"Well, no," I said. And farted. "I COULD have come inside, but I didn't think you'd want me to."
He was stunned silent as I walked out.