The company whose name shall not be spoken had a program they sold to the Navy. Version I.
My company made a bid to completely replace the program. We called it Program Version II. Same requirements, but no software was inherited from Unspoken Co.
We're on version V, now. Changes made over the years in response to the customer being giddy that they can ask for shit and receive new functionality. Anyway, some applications have drifted over the four iterations.
Was just in a meeting where someone referred to something that's been handed down from Version II. He called it 'Version II, the Original.'
Version II was OUR original, ten years ago. We called it II only to distinguish our efforts from those who went before (and fell on their own swords).
A relatively new hired person at the meeting wanted to spend 20 minutes arguing that 'Version 2 could not be The Original.' Because English.
COMPLETELY not a part of the problem, and does nothing to clarify the issue, or justify/deny the resolution, and really, really, REALLY not what I imagined would be part of my day when I got up this morning.
I muttered something like, "Even my son would accept that statement at this point, and he's an English major with OCD." Guy I was telling it to laughed.
Objection hire spun around and asked 'What's wrong with English Majors?'
Ah. Clearly, the problem is that I'm not as quiet as I think I am...
We finally bed this issue and eventually end the meeting.
Objection follows me into the hall, wanting to know what was so hot about MY major.
I shrugged. "We didn't have majors in high school. I know these days, in my wife's school, they have academies, but that's more of a pipeline sort of thing. Not really a focus, you know? We help judge the science fair every year, and the students have projects in Biology, Chemistry, Biochemistry, Engineering, Psychology, Ecology.... They're all over the map. Except for Astrology. My son wanted to do an Astrology project and they denied it. Instead he went with blindfolds and lollypops, testing flavors when you can't see the color and..."
Buddy, you want to waste all our time on meaningless points, I will spend ten minutes in the hall not telling you that I never went to college.
It's a petty revenge, but it's the middle of the week. Petty is what I can handle at this point.